“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere
i wasn’t joking
*doesn’t have internet access for a week*
"white people can’t danc-"
"white people can’t twer-"
doritoslocostacosupreme:ariana grande at mariah carey
For my next social experiment, I’m going to prove that human beings are inherently good, and more importantly that everyone loves me. For every reblog this post gets with the caption “egg,” I will sit directly onto a raw egg. Watch as it gets zero reblogs and my butt remains untainted. I have complete and utter faith in you, my good friends